Life is like...

.. a box of chocolate  you'll never know when you're going to get it..

Here's another one:

.. a box of chocolate gone bad, you'll never which one it is.

Clean laundry

I can't seem to be able to express how I like clean laundry. Yep, I've said it clean laundry. I will always get blast over sniffing my clean laundry, how good it smells and feels like, when you brush it over your nose and/or cheeks. Today, or rather yesterday was such a day.

Do infants....

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

The older you get, and a word of advice...

The older you get, the more important is it not to act your age.

Kisses blown are kisses wasted...

Kisses blown are kisses wasted,
A kiss isn't a kiss unless it's tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated,
so kiss me baby, I'm vacinnated!

Some chain Letter

You can pick your friends

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you should never pick your friends nose.

A call for cab

I've been meaning to write about this mind-tingling experience I've had while trying to catch a cab from Damansara Perdana to my office. As I dialled up the cab company contact number, and uttered my usual telephony greeting 'Hello', I spoke to a person which I had assume to be an elderly man, and asked if he could send in a cab to pick me up and drive me to my office.

Ramblin dude: Hello?
Cab company elderly guy: Yes, what can I do for you?
Ramblin dude: Yes, could you send a cab to pick me up from Damansara Perdana to HP Tower, Damansara Heights?
Cab company elderly guy: Ok, what is the name of the place in Damansara Perdana do you want our cab to pick you up from?
Ramblin dude: Er. Well, I'm at this place, called 'The Place'.
Cab company elderly guy: Eh, don't you dare play tricks on me ah..
Ramblin dude: Sir, I'm not playing tricks on you, I am now standing in front of this building block called 'The Place'.
Cab company elderly guy: Haiya, you young people think you are so clever ar? Think you go to college and universities, you think you are so clever ah?!?
Ramblin dude: (Ended the call)

After that brief confrontational stint I've had with cab company elderly guy, I've had to resort to give another cab company a call, and asked for a cab to pick me up from Emerald Condo, which was quite far from where I was earlier prior to making the initial call to the first cab company.

Back to where I started, huh.

Never trust labels that says 'One-size-fits-all'

Right, one size fits all. Unless you're a shortie or have really small feet.

Intel Inside

The whole two-block building where my office is at, is called HP Tower. Surprisingly, Intel Malaysia has an office in one of the building blocks. HP Tower Intel Inside. A friend of mine told it has been a joke amongst him and his journalist'ic friends. Or what about HP Tower, powered by Intel. That would be interesting.